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Collection of lo-fi Deviant & the Clones "demos" recorded in 1990. Taken from the cassette releases Fuck Off, We're Back (1990) and Why Be Bald (1991). Purchase includes 2 bonus tracks.


released October 2, 2010



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Deviant & The Clones Vancouver, British Columbia

Deviant: underground musician and by-product of the thriving Vancouver scene 1981-1992 (Mary, Deviant & the Clones, Six Inches, The Economy, etc.). Active in Chicago 1994-2010 (El Demento, Pimmel, and other projects under various other pseudonyms [iGod, X-bax, Chord, Naked & Shameless, Charlie III, etc.). Now living in Los Angeles continuing with previous projects and launching new ones. ... more

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Track Name: Good Thing Gone
Scratchy vinyl records and surface noise
A drink done in the past
Stubby bottles for drinking beer
Made from dark brown glass
I'm sick of being sick
And tired of being tired
What ever happened to all of those heroes that we all used to admire
Why do you rob us of the things that you flaunt at us
Each and every day
Advertiser crawling all over each other
To tell us what they have to say only to you
Only to you
I never knew that the two of you would be so true to me
But everywhere that I stop and stare just tells a tale on me
Good riddance to you sir
You fucked with our thinking for long enough
It's just like a tumor
Better cut it before it gets rough
You and me and surface noise...
Track Name: Lawrence (Head of Lettuce)
Lawrence was a very strange boy
Had a tattoo of Nicolae Ceausescu on his forearm
Bides his time as a night watch guard
Goes to school and carries the party card
He's got ambitions
Wants to be a big time hater
Image bigger than Chinese dictator or Josef Stalin
Pounding back those double martinis
Pounding his fist like Mussolini
And oh no no, oh no no, it's Lawrence

Now we come to the second obsession
He had a lust for female attention
But it was hard to come by
Chatting up until his money's spent
Foaming at the mouth, he gets violent
And he doesn't see, he does not see the connections
Coming home at 3am
Confusion and cruelty in his mind again
'Cuz they're so cold, they're so very cold
Made his way to the refrigerator
Stripped down naked and an hour later
We walked in and caught him with a head of lettuce
Fucking a head of lettuce